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h3adphonez:

volatilevibes:

Okay so, where I live (Canada, Newfoundland) we have the smallest ponies.
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And the biggest dogs
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Here’s a size comparison for the Newfoundland dog 
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and together
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That is a full grown dog and pony together LOOK AT THAT!
Now if you don’t think that’s the greatest shit ever I don’t know what is!

I’m moving…BYE MOM

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pr1nceshawn:

Masculine Ways to Do Feminine Things by Dave Mercier.

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Status:Rain! :)
Older person on Facebook:Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.
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shouldnt:

when you have a lot of homework and not enough time

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officialunitedstates:

would not be surprised if the CIA wanted to recruit me.  I have medium knowledge of memes, know how to use calculator, and have broad shoulders.  the three most important CIA skills

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theonqreyjoy:

oceanflowerbird:

The best kinds of laughter:

  • Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent and you sit there clapping like a fucking seal
  • Feeling a six-pack coming up
  • Tears coming out of your eyes

#you know you’re fucked when its a combination of all three

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fuckermcnugget:

relapsin-g:

MENTAL
HEALTH
IS
JUST
AS
IMPORTANT
AS
PHYSICAL
HEALTH

*more

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me looking at thing:yooooo
me looking at price:nooooo
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reverseracist:

beaky-peartree:

even white people are sick of white people’s bullshit

white people be like white people be like but they the white people that be like

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ghost-anus:

ghost-anus:

accidentally offending a good friend

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purposefully offending a bad friend

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trillow:

i like it when the sky looks like the world is going to end

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benjpierce:

WATCH THIS PLEASE

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